Bonjour

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ask-female-sniper:

askthebluspy:

Zhat is the reason zhen. *grins* I wonder who you’re getting so flustered about, hm?

*shouts from underneath the hat* That’s none of your business either, spook! *coughs and puts hat back, though he’s still very red* And you’re not bloody getting who oit s’out of me!

*shrugs* I only said ‘I wonder’. I’m really not zhat bozhered, mon cher. Zhough, knowing you, eet’s going to slip out at some point. Anyway, I must be going. ‘Ave fun in your male form, Katy, or whatever you want to be called while you are male.

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ask-female-sniper:

askthebluspy:

*lights a cigarette* ‘Onestly, why are you making such a big deal out of nozhing? Just wait a- Oh… you’re bozhered because eet’s Valentine’s Day, aren’t you…?

NO. NO. THAT IS NOT THE BLOODY REASON AT ALL WHY WOULD OI CARE ABOUT SOME DAMN HOLIDAY WHERE COUPLES GET ALL LOVEY DOVEY NO OI DON’T CARE. *blushes and pulls his hat over his face*

Zhat is the reason zhen. *grins* I wonder who you’re getting so flustered about, hm?

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G'day People: askthebluspy: And you can go bloody kill yerself. Oi can’t help oit if...

Other anons can magic me out of oit… …Hm. Anyway, oi know oi make an awful male, because OI’M A BLOODY FEMALE. *his/her voice goes up several octaves as she shouts the last part* Well, female mentally. *scowls*

*lights a cigarette* ‘Onestly, why are you making such a big deal out of nozhing? Just wait a- Oh… you’re bozhered because eet’s Valentine’s Day, aren’t you…?

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And you can go bloody kill yerself. Oi can’t help oit if bloody anons come along and turn me into the other bloody gender! And oi don’t know which one, funnily enough, oi can’t speak French!

Ah, you just can’t take a joke, can you? Still, if you are lucky, maybe anozher magic anon will magic you out of zhat. Still, you really do make an awful male.

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askmoltovheavy asked: A new friend,da? *smiles and hugs tightly* I am Moltov! It is nice to meet you! >w< ((Thanks for the follow! ))

*surprised at the sudden hug* E- Er, bonjour, monsieur Moltov. I’m André. Nice to make your acquaintance.

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redfemalesniper:

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redfemalesniper:

Yeah…. I don’t get why people use that…

*shrugs* Just ‘ave to deal wizh eet I suppose.

Yeah. I guess so.

Anyway, I must be going. I ‘ave zhings to be doing, sorry to… cut our conversation off. Maybe we shall talk some ozher time.

That’s ok. Maybe we will. *smiles*

*waves and walks off towards BLU base, smiling*

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thatonemysterioussoldier:

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thatonemysterioussoldier:

A Spy? Well, at least it’s on his side. He had enough of them, really. Sechiel slowly stood up and bowed deeply. “Hallo. It is an honor meeting you, Herr Spy.”

André did a smaller bow in response. “Bonjour monsieur, good to make your acquaintance.”

“I am Sechiel Schwarzschild, a new soldier.” he added, standing back up and gave him a sharp salute.

“André Rousseau” André replied simply, tossing his finished cigarette to the ground. “Nice to make your acquaintance, Sechiel.”

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